10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.