10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A