10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.