10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.