10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."