10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!