10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon