10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha