10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed