10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright