10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."