10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com