10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier