10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)