10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!