10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."