10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson