10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.