10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm