10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.