10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it