10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Why not, when some because there are three.