10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The all-in play works everytime but once.