10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson