10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.