10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT