10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."