10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.