10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You have to piss with the dick you have