10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth