10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.