10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.