10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977