10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.