10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway