10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "No river, no fish."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.