10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword