10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.