10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.