10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "No river, no fish."