10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez