10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com