10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.