10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.