10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"