10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester