10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz