10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!