10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.