10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.